may 13th

may 13th is suck fanny day.

boy: what’s the day today
girl: it’s may 13th,national suck fanny day.
boy: oh okay

girl: what u waiting for come here and suck my fanny.

by queeeeerrrr69 May 13, 2022

May 13th

The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.

Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Chains9 May 13, 2022

May 13th

best day of the year. The day when the person who runs the world was born.

"my best friend was born in may 13th2

by strangernotindanger January 30, 2024

May 13th

Best day of the year.

"may 13th is the best day ever"

by strangernotindanger January 30, 2024

May 13th

National ass pic day. On May 13th you gotta send an ass pic if someone asks.

You: Send ass piv?
Them: no
You: but it’s may 13th
Them: *sends ass pic*

by Argargargass May 13, 2022

May 13th

A day where everyone should cancel their plan for the day and have fun at Kxos & Unur's Bday Party!!

a: Hey! It's almost May 13th.
b: So?
a: Dumbass! We must go party cuz it's Unru & Khoso's Birthdayy.

by Kkkkkkylaaa May 06, 2023

May 3rd

National give your girlfriend unlimited kisses day

“Ahh it’s May 3rd, the day my girlfriend loves”

by GrantG56 May 03, 2022