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Bean Surprise 

When a man fills his pockets completely with baked beans, and a women then reaches in and jacks him off through the soupy beans.
Hey man I heard vandyke went and got a fat Bean Surprise from some hooker last night

Bean Sniffer 

Like a bean licker only 1. Addicted to crack and 2. Sniffs everyones beans
Person 1.) Wow Travis is such a bean sniffer

Person 2.) Yeah it feels as like he’s always high
Bean Sniffer by Bean Licker October 11, 2019
Y R U LYIN
BEAN STOP LYIN FR
BEAN by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

bean juice 

When your trying to strain your beans but u don’t Have a strainer do you have to strain it yourself so you get bean juices on you.
Damean: “I got bean juice on my brand new Gucci slides!”

Bean bagged 

When your inept manager pushes all their work onto their employees to avoid facing upto their responsibilities because they're a pussy.
Omg, Steve just bean bagged me like crazy, why doesn't he just learn to do his job!?
Bean bagged by Acka123 January 24, 2020

Bean-Cheese 

Bean-Cheese is something to say when you don't know what to say in a uncomfortable situation.
EX
Girl: Hey Matthew your penis is really big wow omg Jeez
Matthew: *Knowing its 2 1/2 Inches* Bean-cheese
Bean-Cheese by ToastedGooch February 5, 2020