because ur a bitch ass nigga

this is the typical sentence or “roast”, a peanut head, big toothed, lisp bigger than a fucking football field, kid would say when he feels left out of the situation.

It’s because ur a bitch ass nigga!

by joseph christopher mother November 2, 2019

ur mom

it’s just your mom.

ur mom

by international fuck 🖕 April 26, 2022

Ur Mom

A response that you can say to literally ANYTHING :D

Felicia"What's the answer to question B?"
Darren: "UR MOM"

by kumquatenergy6969 November 4, 2022

Ur mom

When you don't know what to use in an argument. Say "Ur mom" and you instantly win.

Peter: Hey Joe, i hope that your dino nuggets are soggy and that you have chlamydia

Joe: Ur mom

Peter: I'm so sorry please forgive me Joe

by MegaChad69420UrMom November 23, 2021

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

Ur mom

“Ur mom” is a come back that you can’t come back from.

Person one:” imagine cheating on a test ” person two:”imagine ur mom cheating on your dad”

by Lol, ur grandma March 27, 2023

ur speces feces

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur grand pap a trap combined.
Every time this is said, 1/4 of humanity instantly dies

Frank: Ur Mom gay and ur dad lesbian

Patrick: Don’t make me do it

Frank: Ur Granny Tranny and ur grand pap a trap
Patrick: ur speces feces

*Frank vomits feces and dies along with 1/4th of humanity*

by KazuMys April 6, 2018