ur mom a cactus

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.

Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.

by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020

ur mom

your mom

your mom is running threw the world

by fghfhfh March 15, 2022

Ur Dog a Frog

This is the worst phrase containing "Ur" in it. Every time this is used another big bang occurs wiping out everything known in the universe and creating a new one. For fucks sake who would use this?

little kid on xbox: ur mom gay
25 year old no life: ur granny tranny
little kid on xbox: no u
25 year old no life: reverse
little kid on xbox: ur dog a frog
*earth and everything else fucking explodes and a new universe is created*

by Yung lamp shade June 6, 2018

ur dog likes the clog

Insinuates you dog is gay

Bobby-ur mum gay lol
Charlie-ur dog likes the clog
Dog wails and demonic sounds in the distance as all dogs are dragged into hell

by Agiantbraintumor May 15, 2018

Ur mom

Fat.

Ur mom is fat.

by PrimusLover April 22, 2022

Ur mom

A joke that will be funny forever

Ex:hey I did your mom!

by The coffee cup February 19, 2022

UR MOM

UR MOM IS HOT N GAY(ISSA JOKE SO DONT COME AFTER ME. I MEAN UR MOM IS REALLY HOT THO ;) )

I LOVE UR MOM :)

by imgae<33 March 17, 2022