Duck

Its commonly used as a replacment for the word"fuck"and used mostly by 9 year olds.

Person 1:I installed a virus on your computer

Kid: Duck you!

by Wow that was really cool! October 30, 2020

Donald Duck

To wear a shirt but no pants, like Donald Duck.

The weather's pretty nice and warm today, I might Donald Duck it.

by Pannwinner1 May 25, 2023

Duck Bill

The act of head butting an individual or object whilst wearing a cap or hat with a rim.

Wow. I can’t believe he totally duck billed that guy/lamppost/dog.

by The Phantom Duck Biller February 27, 2024

This Cooks My Duck

An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.

To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"

by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018

ducks crossed

If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.

To confuse details of one thought with another.

Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.

by SpikeSan October 5, 2018

DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.

Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018

the louisiana duck call

The act of farting into a women's vagina.

"Put your legs up baby and let me give you the Louisiana duck call"

by Izzaho February 19, 2017