A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
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Get the take it to the kneck mug.A colloquial way of saying that one disagrees with a certain subject. More commonly known as taking issue with a topic of discourse.
Random dude 1: I think your are one ugly son of a gun!
Random dude 2: Hey man I take cope with that! I actually think I look quite dashing!
Skinny chick 1: Skinny Chick 2 I think you've put on a couple of pounds..
Skinny chick 2: I take cope with the fact that I can't be larger than a size 0 Skinny Chick 1.. *rolls eyes* *flicks hair*
Random dude 2: Hey man I take cope with that! I actually think I look quite dashing!
Skinny chick 1: Skinny Chick 2 I think you've put on a couple of pounds..
Skinny chick 2: I take cope with the fact that I can't be larger than a size 0 Skinny Chick 1.. *rolls eyes* *flicks hair*
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Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!
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Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!
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