chinese water torture

The act of doing a girl from behind in a bathroom while dipping her head in and out of the toilet bowl

eg.1) "that girl won't die of dehydration now that I've given her the chinese water torture"

eg. 2) guy #1 "something smells like toilet water!" guy #2 "yeah, i just gave megan the chinese water torture!"

by The Big Pink Sock January 30, 2007

DIY Swamp Water

the water in the toilet after a liquid bowel movement.

jarold: HEY TEDDY!!!
Teddy: WHAT!!!
Jarold: GO GRAB THE MASON JAR I JUST MADE SOME DIY SWAMP WATER!!!

by UncleMoe6969 July 5, 2021

Dish Water Bitch

A woman that is grey in mood, personality, appearance. She will likely kill your boner; with her negative outlook or her terribly kept exterior. Ex: Hillary Clinton

The woman at the post office was basic as fuck, and a complete dish water bitch

by PapaBearCat July 7, 2016

Metal water bottle

Opaque metal bottles used for drinking water.

Pros: Reusable, can use it to sneak other beverages, and keeps water colder than a plastic one.

Cons: Harder to tell how much water is left.

I used my metal water bottle to drink beer when I was with the wife.

by pigeonVSstatue September 7, 2015

Sucking Pond Water

Adjective

Commonly used in the field of medicine especially EMS

To be dying or on the brink of death.

By the time we got there she was sucking pond water.

If he doesn't start managing his blood sugar one day we're going to get a call to check on him and he's going to be sucking pond water when we get there.

by The real Mike Wizoski March 12, 2019

Mexican Water Park

When a pipe, faucet, or water source breaks and leads to a lot of water on the ground.

Billy, did you break the sink? There's a Mexican Water Park in the kitchen.

by Russian Surprise January 25, 2017

Drinking poisoned water

To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.

Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022