Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

Top cat

Top cat is an amazing female, good in the bed , crazy bitch in real life ! If u ever get u a top cat keep her ! She is also very athletic, smart , but evil

Hey you heard of the girl top cat ?

Hell yeah I heard she got fire cat

by anonymous November 23, 2021

The Top Dog

When you are savagely raw dogging a woman from behind, and apon completion, release your dogs (semen) into her kennel (vagina)

You should have seen me last night bro, I became the top dog

by Topdog69420 June 23, 2023

Top Eye

When she’s going down on you soo good and then looks up at you with those seductive puppy dog eyes!! Top Eye!

I wish I had never broken up with Erica. She had the sexiest top eye every time she went down on me..

by G-MOSES February 2, 2025

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Chewy top

A good ass blow job

Ayo that bitch gave me some chewy top

by Bonody March 8, 2023

trauma top

A top who only gives during sex, and never receives due to PTSD or other traumatic experiences. This could include dysphoria or extreme insecurity.

Jack: Yo, did you go down on her?
Jill: Nah, she wouldn't let me, she's a trauma top.

by carol aird April 20, 2020