The things that have been empowered by the dirt of Irish soil, though Irish people do not want to admit it is a relish from the Lepricorn overlords as they might be destroyed because of the pure power of the Potato
me: Is the potato a sacred food that is empowered by dirt and can give you the power of the Irish peoples.
Irish Person: No. . . (Sneakily darts eyes to the left)
Irish Person: No. . . (Sneakily darts eyes to the left)
by V1K1NGZ March 3, 2018
Get the potatomug. Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019
Get the surprise potatomug. The act of enlarging a clitoris with a vacuum, then drying it with kosher salt before stimulating it with chopsticks
by Rennfeild February 25, 2017
Get the german potatomug. 
"My best lady gave birth today! I wonder how her cubs look!"
*lookie*
"AWWW it has only one marking! Stupid potato!"
*throws to the giving tree*
*lookie*
"AWWW it has only one marking! Stupid potato!"
*throws to the giving tree*
by Some random lioden gal January 22, 2019
Get the potatomug. When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.
Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.
by John The Man 122321 February 20, 2009
Get the slippery potatoesmug. 