keegans pants

maddy REALLY LOVES keegan’s pants 👖👖😍😍

keegans pants: maddy will you marry me?
maddy: OMG YES OFC!!!

by keegan’s pants September 18, 2021

Paddy-Pants

When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.

Paddy-Pants made every head turn at the Mall, we could not tell of they thought he was hot or heard him farting constantly.

by Pegleg T November 22, 2019

Just Wet Your Pants Girl

To do something, just go for it

“I want to dye my hair”
“Just wet your pants girl!”

by AmyRicks May 25, 2022

Calamity In Your Dancing Pants

To have one's mind blown. Question everything you know to be true.

"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."

by Sparky1992 May 09, 2025

Your Pants

Something that’s probably off of you at 3am.

Or what you take off during sex

A: Your pants are ass
B: look at YOUR pants

by jenkins the man the myth January 02, 2023

Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.

I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.

by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021

Pant-Shitter

Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels

Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.

by Nolspe November 07, 2022