Straight nonsense

When straight people make fr no sense like how? why are they so...ugh?

Person 1: GAY IS A CHOICE!
person 2: When did you choose heterosexuality?
Person 1:I didnt.
Person 2: Neither did the gay person
Person 1: Yeah they did!
Person 2 : Straight nonsense....Ugh bye..

by AshCantFocus January 8, 2022

Straight Edge

Sober; does not do drugs or drink alcohol of any kind

Peter: Hey Brian. You wanna down a couple of beers while we smoke some pot?

Brian: Nah, I'm straight edge

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2021

Straight

The sexuality straight is when any gender likes only men. You don’t have to be a woman to be straight, you can be genderfluid, Demi girl and boy, non-binary, agender, and more! Men loving men isn’t straight since it’s the same gender so that is the sexuality called gay.

Mary(non-binary and likes men)- I’m straight actually so please don’t call me gay!

Emily(bisexual and female) “you’re gay!! Your non-binary liking men, that’s still gay!”

Mary—“I’m not gay, liking only men equals to you being straight.”

Emily—“thanks for telling me! I didn’t know that, sorry if I offended you!”

by the educated scarlet December 21, 2021

Straight kikin it.

When one is away from there loved one and partying hard.

Yo I’m so bored my girls out straight kikin it.

by Psparxxx December 26, 2021

Straight Dick Cheese

Jenasis F

You smell like straight dick cheese

by Fagggsssareeelovedddd December 28, 2021

straightcycle

An either men's or women's two-wheeler, not an either-gender-rideable model.

Now dat many ladies are more active/rugged bikers and no longer wear skirts when "going for a pedal", a dude's more-sturdy/rigid triangular-framed bike is perfectly suitable for them to ride, as well, and so it's more of a "bi-cycle", not just a male-only "straightcycle".

by QuacksO December 30, 2021

Straight Jacket

Confines the arms of a person.

When I urinated on myself, I was wearing my Boxer Briefs Undies like 👍 a straight jacket.

by Fendzs January 1, 2022