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best type of entertainment. generally showed to kids below 5 as an early age but can also be seen in biology classes. Some of these biology teacher are in the top 100 like Stormy Daniels, Mia Khalifa, Lana Rhoades and Johnny Sins. Not only are these type of educational resources very educational and approved by parentss, they also are a lot of fun for teenagers. They can start doing and learning things that are above there age.
Teacher: Wanna watch porn
Clothes: Fall to the ground
Guys: Getting their hands in the area between the legs.

Girls: All over their knees
by cedricLover April 4, 2023
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Porn Star Protector

A person that defends the honor of a porn star against any who would oppose her. Standing up for a woman that makes porn is an honorable and necessary act of selflessness. It is unclear what they need protection from, but they can rest assured that they are protected. A Porn Star Protector makes the porn star feel safe and secure so they can stay focused and perform to the best of their ability. Creating a safe environment to make pornography before the naughtiness begins is essential. Practicing good porn safety leads to the porn stars feeling more comfortable and results in a better sexual performance.
by BaconMastert September 24, 2016
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Porn

Fun fun for all genders but the real stuffs better
Gonna git laid gonna git laid. Aw man she dident show up I guess I got to go watch porn
by Pussy salary July 2, 2019
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faggot porn

2 rainbow niggers fucking eachothers asshole(what saturnigger likes watching😱) and should be put to death
Person 1: I like faggot porn because i'm closeted.
Person 2: Go kys faggot!
by vaporeon_lover1226 January 30, 2025
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Fortnite Porn

A 14 year old boy who’s favourite pastime is watching fortnite porn and wanking so much that he cuts his nob. everyone shouts his name from one side of the school to the other, his name is liam knight.
“YO THERES FORTNITE PORN”
*everyone shouts*
FORTNITE PORN!!”
by chorlie ennit January 10, 2024
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porn

porn-the only place where fat men can fuck the most hottest women in the word(johnny sins)
porn
by gingers can die October 13, 2021
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Smurf Porn

The display of pornography featuring blue creatures usually performing gang bangs on a similar blue creature with blond hair. The term was first coined in the movie "Donnie Darko" by Ronald Fisher (played by Stuart Stone).
Jack: Hey there son, wanna watch a smurf getting smurfed in the smurf?
John: You mean smurf porn daddy?
by Dada Smurf April 18, 2018
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