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Packet-poos

It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.
Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.
by mraladeen98 June 7, 2017
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pee pee poo poo

When you pee and poop at the same time because you couldn't hold it. When this happens you stare blankly not knowing what to do then start peeing more. Then you start licking it and eat the poop.
"Oh no, I peed and pooped at the same time! Now the pee is all over the wall and floor! Such a pee pee poo poo moment."
by bibblebobsexnine July 1, 2022
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boopy poo

the thing u can say in any situation. exciting, annoying, scary, etc. go all out.
1): omg im so scared
2): bOOPY POO
by fish in a bucket September 18, 2020
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Poo poo heavy

Me: you're a poo poo heavy
Child: NO IM NOT!!!!!
by Pluto508 February 2, 2018
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poo

there are many different definitions of it, such as

slip slide: poo that goes out of your ass very easily, sometimes no wiping needed
itchy stichy: poo that goes out of your ass and it is very itchy, sometimes burning itchy (always dosent need wipe)
waterhose: brown water that requires years to finish wiping
pellets: little small pellet things that also requires years to finish wiping, sometimes itchy
volcanus (no pun intended): poo that shoots out of your ass and burns, when you finish wiping your stomach hurts
corn ass: poo that has corn in it from last nights bbq
hurter: poo that hurts to come out
double trouble: pee and poo at the same time
bob: damn i just got a volcanus (volcano poo)
lily: i got a corn ass (corn in poo)
johnny: damn yall i feel bad for you i just got a slip slide (poo that comes out of ass very easily)
jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH (he got hurter, double trouble and volcanus, ykwim)
by mytomynanameto August 11, 2024
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poo

a liquid that comes out your bum from eating food
i need to poo
by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
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Poo

Poo is a brownish food used for a delicacy (Extra poo-poo taste), which is boiled poo with salt and occasionally pepper. There has been a rumour that this delicacy brings health and sometimes even cure cancer. Poo can be fried, boiled, dried, and mixed with a variety of substances.
This poo is so tasty!

This sandwich is almost as good as poo!
by Frisk the frisky frisk August 18, 2025
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