Old

Michael Lofton

Man my back is feeling like Michael Lofton! (As in my back hurts like an old guy's)

by Jk Jinx May 8, 2025

old dick

when you jizz and had no idea you were jizzing; wheel

hey man i don’t know what happened but i got her pregnant because i have old dick, and had no idea i finished minutes before

by blooovappoorrrr July 24, 2024

Old

used to express affection, familiarity, or contempt.

"it gets the old adrenaline going"

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

Old mofo

Anyone over 25 is a old mofo considered late 20’s

That guy is an old mofo

by Mickdik September 2, 2020

Old Bamboo

The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.

"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"

by Pontefartus June 13, 2024

Old school

Your banging your gf got her bent over and railing her hard so you stop to piss and your grandfather pops in to finish her off.

Nothing but good old school

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

king of old gen

Lulz was the best old get until he quit to do better things in his life

the king of old gen vanish when they needed him most

by Lulzxo October 27, 2021