pants key

A really nice vehicle, that is used to pick up women and act as the "key" to their pants.

We got my 1965 Ford Galxie 500 XL all fixed up and shiny, that thing is a total pants key!

Damn, that thing is a pants key.

by H1N1777 July 3, 2016

pants

something that's big

Nathan: I have big pants.
Stephen: Hahahahahaha.

by TheRoamingSpider1 September 12, 2004

pant licker

One who goes out of their way to please everyone as much as humanly possible but comes off as terribly annoying; thirsty. A kiss ass.

Abel seems like such a pant licker when he flirts Cate!

by sooooooooofiiiiii June 10, 2018

Grouchy pants

One who is grouchy.

Juan was a grouchy pants today.

by Dripzy August 8, 2022

monkee pants

Spandex pants so tight and form fitting that you can see the outline of the female genitalia causing you to shout out MONKEE!!

Hey Ryan look at the monkee pants on that chick ....MONKEE!!!
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by Louisiana trouser wowser July 4, 2016

Pants

Something that covers your bollocks. And if you're American, then get on your cheeseburgers and get to fuck.

I have pants to cover my bollocks

by NameManWhoMakesNames May 18, 2018

Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.

"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"

by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016