Posts from news outlets alluding to "mysterious death" to which antivaxxers come out and post things like "Safe and Effective" or "How many jabs did they have?
Headline - "Australian suddenly dies at the age of 56"
Cookers response - "Safe and effective, doctors are baffled"
Others in the comment - "Geez this post is just Cooker Porn"
Cookers response - "Safe and effective, doctors are baffled"
Others in the comment - "Geez this post is just Cooker Porn"
by Madchef77 June 8, 2024
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Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021
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by Nawks November 20, 2018
Get the Porn Gazingmug. by Pussy salary July 2, 2019
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by BaconMastert September 24, 2016
Get the Porn Star Protectormug. by Travis Chode Johnson February 25, 2025
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Teacher: Wanna watch porn
Clothes: Fall to the ground
Guys: Getting their hands in the area between the legs.
Girls: All over their knees
Clothes: Fall to the ground
Guys: Getting their hands in the area between the legs.
Girls: All over their knees
by cedricLover April 4, 2023
Get the pornmug.