House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.

''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''

by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023

Horrific Housing

Funny House randomizer game where the goal is to be the last one standing to win.

(Person 1): Yo wanna play a cool game called Horrific Housing? (Person 2): Sure lol :p

by SchoolLunchIsBad March 27, 2023

Work house

A place in which the anus of a man is stretched beyond belief.

Person: Yo Tim, where are you? You didn't answer my calls..

Tim: I'm in the work house, Cody recommended it and boy does it make fitting things easier!

Person: wow! That's more than I wanted to know man.

by @Hamletstein February 13, 2020

House Gremlin

A stay at home in a healthy relationship with many sources of income, often kept in hoarded stashes. They love making food. And making things to trade for other things. They are like a house elf, except they have many socks already.

My partner is a house gremlin. They made bead and worked on some pottery today.

by Chrissynitenite February 26, 2024

House Face

Your real face. The one you have walking through the kitchen Sunday morning after a 2-4 bender and only like 5 people know about.

Hero-"hey babe I showed the Easter pictures to Susan at work"
Wife- You didn't show the one with my House Face right?
Hero-"Nah bae, I got you"

by BalerionTheBlack April 14, 2021

House

Be house. {To do the act of "Housing" To be House (To act like House)}

House: Youre a black man.
Foreman: This vexes me.

House: He needs mouse bites to live

Mouse: squeak squeak squeak
Patient: I feel better. No more nose blood. Thank you doctor!
House: I am very smart
Wilson: I too am in this episode! (participated)

by leftonsea September 16, 2024

Seneca House

bomb shelter and orphanage and restroom and thing to eat

i would love to snack on a seneca house

by sockpoo January 19, 2021