pocket fighting

Pocket Fighting is also a popular activity in the homosexual community. It involves putting your hand into another gentleman’s pocket in crowded public transport (e.g. a subway, train or bus) and then covertly pleasuring the other gentlemen till he reaches climax, or till you’ve reached your destination, whichever comes first.

Alan tried to give Charles the old Pocket Fighting treatment on the Waterloo line. Unfortunately as the tube was so busy, his hand slipped into the wrong pocket and instead a pensioner had the tube ride of his life.

by CrudePierre December 14, 2023

pocket yeti

When you run over your yeti or coffee cup to the point where it can fit in your pocket like a flask.

Making the best out of a negative experience, I repurposed my damaged coffee thermos into a pocket yeti

by Why not Lad? December 15, 2023

Orphan Hot pocket

An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.

I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket

by H6unt July 5, 2023

Pocket Dance

When a male wearing pants, flexes his hard meat popsicle with such force you can see it moving from the outside.

"The guy on the subway asked if I wanted to stay and watch his pocket dance"

by Mr Nasty says July 6, 2023

Canadian Polly Pocket

When you give your gamer,warlord boyfriend head under his desk

Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"

by Canadian Bat 420 July 14, 2023

Alabama Hot pocket

Shit in a woman’s pussy then fuck her

I gave a Alabama hot pocket…

by S&Dsd July 17, 2023

pocket breaking

Adj. a state where a mffka pocket is broken from a traumatic even such as getting fired or an automobile expense.

Mann this drought in the streets have been pocket breaking. Nobody getting paid

by Whopper_jr1 July 20, 2023