What you say when a girl who is annoying or fat is trying to get close to you and is rubbing up on you trying kiss you, hug you, hold your hand, give you a blowjob, or whatever and you dont want it. It's basically implying that shes too close and to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
Girl: hey your cute
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)
Guy: That's my pocket
Girl:What?
Guy: (walks away)
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)
Guy: That's my pocket
Girl:What?
Guy: (walks away)
by Schmekel September 1, 2010
Get the That's my pocketmug. pocket pretzels are a type of pretzel that you would put in your pocket and the National day for pocket pretzels is May 24th
by MorganMorgan753 October 15, 2019
Get the Pocket pretzelsmug. by Fricky-Fresh August 4, 2020
Get the Back-Pocket Bitchmug. A multipurpose snack kept in ones pocket for not only emergency purposes, but for hungover mornings, when you’re high and on the go, and after work shifts when you’re at the bar and they’ve already closed the flat top down.
Pauly: “yo Dom you got any pocket snacks on you?”
Dom: “yeah I got some over in my jacket on the bar”
(Both Pauly and Dom look over at the bar to see someone checking his pockets)
Dom: “HEY! DONT TOUCH MY POCKET SANDWHICH!”
Dom: “yeah I got some over in my jacket on the bar”
(Both Pauly and Dom look over at the bar to see someone checking his pockets)
Dom: “HEY! DONT TOUCH MY POCKET SANDWHICH!”
by Naenae42069 March 17, 2019
Get the Pocket Snacksmug. When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.
Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!
by JenNealTX January 13, 2015
Get the Hot Pocketmug. A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.
"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."
by Palumboss June 3, 2019
Get the You got a rock in your pocket?mug. OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.
by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020
Get the Hot Pocketmug.