Football-Neek

Some one who is a football nerd and/or geek

That guy is a football-neek

by Bread on a tree August 17, 2023

foot bus

Walking;

Justin: “Yo, how you getting home after this party?”
Mike: “we’re taking the foot bus!”

by parody.com August 20, 2023

foot fungus

the last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is foot fungus

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

by minecraft_volume_beta September 4, 2023

Foot-agetic

Photogenic foot

“You got some foot-agetic feet.” K. Hall

by Mrs.scoot August 10, 2024

foot on my throat

It is a metaphor meaning to keep a child on a path that does not include crime.

She kept a foot on my throat in order to make sure I followed the correct choices in life.

by JCA/Bremerton August 12, 2024

foot fetish

when you get turned on by the idea of feet or touching, licking, or smelling them.

josh: “yum i love me some feet”
marie “do you have a foot fetish??”

by thesmartwafflemaker6969 August 19, 2024

foot cook

An uncleanly act of cooking food and typically referring to Indians as their clarity is practically nonexistent. It can be seen in many online videos of these people cooking with their dirty hands and/or feet.

I don't eat that food, a bunch of scammers and foot cooks from what I've gathered.

by Olibark September 18, 2023