Clam Beer

Making a girl squirt when she has a yeast infection

Dude I was giving this ratchet wook head and she totally made me drink clam beer

by Shaynaivxx June 8, 2025

Safety beer

During session drams (spirits), to take a safety break from the strong drink routine & slow down the alcohol intake with a beer.

The Legendary On Call Team around the Wedderlea Firepit: “aye, time for another round of nips”
The Bad Man: “I think I’m getting ahead of the project timeline here with the drams - I’ll just have a wee safety beer for now”
To be entered into the On Call Team Meeting Minutes…

by BobBEGGZ August 17, 2025

Root Beer Float

A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.

Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, and jizz, that's what a motha fuckin root beer float is!

by R Fizzle November 16, 2025

Gamer Beer

A jug of fermented piss that sits under the desk. At one point, a gamer was either too lazy to go to the bathroom or didn't want to take a break and risk losing. In typical gamer fashion they are a slob and never bothered to get rid of it and so it has sat there brewing until a brave soul comes to dispose of it.

Derek needs to find a different hobby. He spends 12 hours a day playing video games and I found a few gamer beers brewing in his closet.

Some degenerate left a gamer beer at the Internet Cafe. If they ever find out who did it I hope they get banned and put on the blog of shame.

by Suckmytoes_77 December 9, 2025

Weeding The Beer Garden

When someone drinks the leftover not yet empty drinks anywhere alcohol is serve

Wow! He really must have been weeding the beer garden tonight!

by RNRSGMG August 7, 2010

upside-down beer bong

Hitting the nitrous tank.

I can't relax with the gas at the dentist's office, I've been hitting the upside-down beer bong for too long to.

by OGcandypants May 22, 2011

severna park beer

A beer that is opened and one sip is gone but they take the tab to keep track "how many beers they drank" and the person hands it off to someone else saying finish it pussy when really they are the pussy. Also known as "Parkie beer"

A kid who is wearing timberlands and lives in severna park, who is at a party always is going to deliver at least 10-15 severna park beers a night.

by Severnaparklax10 December 9, 2013