Army of eggs

When some faggot buys bots on twitter to like and retweet their posts so they just have all these fucking eggs under their tweets.

James bought bots to like and retweet his tweets:
There's an army of eggs under his posts.

by Fredericks R. Fucks August 18, 2016

Egg

When your waiting for your mum to get off the phone to tell her that you at six LEGO pieces

Mum I swallowed lego and my vision is fading also egg

by Epic fortnite win June 17, 2019

100 year old egg

A century egg.

I found a 100 year old egg.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

gregg the egg

he an egg name gregg

whoah is that GREGG THE EGG????///!!!!1111oneoneone

by egggreggegg May 7, 2019

Pickled Eggs

When someone dunks their nuts in vinegar over the course of 3+ years until they turn rubbery.

She secretly dunked his nuts in vinegar for years until they became pickled eggs.

(see sexual move: Surprise Pickling)

by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

Oof Eggs

Slang: Supermarket eggs with googly eyes that couple up with names such as oofphelia and oofscar. Find Oofarens complaining to store managers worldwide about oof eggs and get yours today!!

Orginates from the Latin origin of oof.

I went to the store to buy oof eggs and had to complain to the manager about one of them having just one eye

by Oofing oof cakes February 16, 2021

Egg

When you take a selfie from a low angle and your head looks so circular it’s an egg

Sorry I looked like an egg in my last snap!

by Lydsanegg June 15, 2018