i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5

what somebody says when their still in shower/bed but don’t want you to think there going to take forever

person one: dude are you coming??
person two: yeah bro i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5
20 minutes later…
person one: BRI WTF ARE YOU WHERE GONNA BE LATE!!

by bony taddeley November 21, 2024

5

The amount of fucks I have left for this bullshit

Bro: Dude, I've only got 5 left
Dude: Of what?
Bro: Shut the fuck up

by Please... shut the fuck up February 23, 2021

5:49

kiss your gf/bf

hey its 5:49 go kiss your girlfriend

by michaelje13 September 10, 2023

South of 5

Referring to a person’s attractiveness on a scale of 1 out of 10, they are less then a five

“Your a better man than I am for hooking up, because she was definelty south of 5.”

by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018

New Jersey - Part 5

Here's Part 5 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. Go to my profile for previous. And you know what we made? CAMPBELLS'. FUCKING. SOUP. CAMPBELLS IS ARGUABLY THE BEST SOUP COMPANY IN THE ENTIRE NATION AND YOU KNOW THAT. We also have Wawas but I'm not sure if they're actually FROM NJ they might be a Pennsylvania or Connecticut thing. I'll go look it up. Yeah they're from PA but still we have a lot of wawas while you californians don't. And yes, we're the most dense. We're also in the top half of populous states (I think). If you live here you can go out to New York with your friends for your occasional good time. (However, the traffic on the turnpike can get big. Also always remember to take the HOLLAND tunnel. Lincoln tunnel sucks and it's irrelevant.) Despite having to pay a ridiculous toll fee, it's worth it. We've got one of the most dense cities in the US (Jersey City). Go to my profile for the last part part 6 it's up because i posted them all in the same 10 mins (i wrote the entire essay at once but then realized i couldn't post it so broke it up into parts after)

that's the end of New Jersey - Part 5

by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022

Age 5

The birthday of reckoning the most painful experience in a boys life the first gangbang

Age 5 actually sucked I had to hoop a gun and my hand

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Acer Nitro 5

The Acer Nitro 5 is a series of laptops made for gaming that is bundled with exclusive features that add to the gaming experience with high power. There are highlighted arrow and WASD keys, a button to check the CPU temperature, 4 vents, 2 fans, paired with a powerful RTX/GTX GPU and Intel/Ryzen CPU.

Guy1: I just got an Acer Nitro 5! It's amazing!

by AaronTechnic the weird dude May 14, 2023