by Merlin vac engine February 1, 2024
Get the pumping fire mug.When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024
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The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.
frend-lee-feye-yurh
The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.
Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"
by camjohnstonnn February 11, 2020
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by Wendysfg May 9, 2023
Get the Fire-Out mug.I don't work for you and you are not going to be able to keep me from making your pay for my ideas. Report the theft of my IP and volunteer all the information you have.
Hym "No. I'm not fired. I don't work for you. A mentally retarded billionaire paid you to let him steal from me and you went along with it because you were perfectly will to let some random person's kid get murdered to keep me from early retirement. And murdered those random peoples kids have gotten. I'm not bringing you evidence. I'm not doing anything or asking anyone. You volunteer everything to me or I will take everything from someone else. I just don't have to play this game with you. So I won't. I haven't been. And I am not going to. Hopefully more of these YouTubers get murdered so we can speed things up. I wager that if have of the YouTube freaks involved get murdered and it becomes clear that the rest of them are also going to get murdered, they'll start to talk. I mean, they are actively trying to commit a child sacrifice! And it seems to be the case that murder is the only way to stop them."
by Hym Iam September 17, 2025
Get the Fired mug.A party game where the goal is to not ecajulate last.
Gather a group of mates, preferably two or more, and form a circle.
Place a biscuit in the center of the circle and basically start jerking off, aiming for the biscuit.
Whoever is the last one to ejaculates on the biscuit has to eat it.
Gather a group of mates, preferably two or more, and form a circle.
Place a biscuit in the center of the circle and basically start jerking off, aiming for the biscuit.
Whoever is the last one to ejaculates on the biscuit has to eat it.
by iAmPilot April 30, 2017
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by Toaster1204 February 11, 2025
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