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SCIENCE TIME!

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by I LIKE CHEEEZE October 7, 2019
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Modelo time

The only time you can get Modelo and drink how much you fucken what
1p: what time is it
(Grabs a beer)
2p: oh sh** is Modelo time ese
by Yung Chung king September 9, 2019
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Cam Time

A personalized account of time, in which events are not viewed along their actual linear temporal order, but rather in the order with which the interpreter was made aware of their presence. Is widely recognized worldwide, except in Ireland, where the unpopularity of "Cam's Time" baffles and disgusts most Western scholars.
Say there are two people, Cam and Douchebag 2.0, engaged in conversation through various forms of media. Douchebag 2.0 sends a Facebook post asking "Why am I a douchebag?" at 10:11AM. But Cam doesn't look at his Facebook that morning, and instead answers an SMS from Douchebag 2.0 sent at 11:32AM which asks the same question. Cam will later check his Facebook at 2:42PM, thus seeing the question to which he had already replied. From Cam's perspective, according to the principles of Cam Time, the SMS text message occurred first and the Facebook post second, which remains a legitimate claim within the parameters of Cam Time theory even though in real time the Facebook post came first and the SMS second. If Douchebag 2.0 argues to the contrary than it is readily apparent that he truly is a douchebag, since he doesn't understand the rudimentary elements of Cam Time theory and shouldn't have sent the Facebook post or SMS in the first place because it makes him look like an even bigger douchebag.
by Impartial Observing Theorist December 18, 2008
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War Time

The mind set instilled in beastly offensive and defensive lineman(from mg) that you are going to piss pound your opponent until the clock hits zero. Its a relentless attitude that controls the line and expects perfection.
After we broke the huddle, we all knew what time it was...War Time!
by Mack5050 November 4, 2009
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after time

We're in the After Time now.
by TREBORME May 8, 2019
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Titty time

A concept made up by women to tell the time
It's titty time!
by timtom345 April 2, 2019
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Timely Square

A metaphorical location where no one is ever late, there is always a clock around when you need one, and you always have enough time for everything no matter how many things you need to do

Timely Square is likely a parody of Times Squares in New York
1. Will you stop asking me for the time every five minutes? I’m not the bloody clock tower on Timely Square!

2. They say that time stands still on Timely Square. Too bad it’s not like that around here.

3. I’m doing time on Timely Square. I’ve got the whole day ahead of me and there’s nowhere I need to be
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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