straightophobic

Straightophobic is a personality disorder, or adjective describing a person with this personality disorder, or describing one who is a Straightophobe, where people of a sexual orientation other than "straight" behave poorly towards straight persons (usually of the masculine gender) in order to elicit negative responses from those straight individuals and then attempt to attribute that negative response to being homophobic or being a homophobe, when in reality the straight person is expressing a negative response due to the nature of that is a straightophobe or is straighophobic and is displaying that negative behaviour.

Your straightophobic if you think that kicked your ass because you are gay/lesbian/transgender, you know I kicked your ass because you needed an ass kicking for being a straighophobe and trying to may be look intolerant of other lifestyles and personal life choices and sexual orientations. Shame on you sir.

by therealcowboybob November 23, 2017

straightphobic

Disliking/ dissapproving of straight people. Or in some cases disliking homophobic straight people

Yeah i hate that dude im so straightphobic!

by tova_pmis October 5, 2020

Straightback buffs

Expensive Cartier Frames.... Made from Buffalo Tusks.!!!!

Im bout to snatch that nigga All White Straightback Buffs.!!!
All White Buffies got the hoes Wanna Fuck Me.!!!!
" Im buffed up, Loafed Up"

by Rack Dropper October 23, 2009

Straightener

A reference to cocaine, coke, blow, snow, reference from the HBO show Succession. Roy Kendall refers to cocaine as a “straightener” to accommodate as a short term sobering agent.

I’m so fucked up. I need a straightener.

by anonymous September 21, 2021

Straighties

Slang used in some gay communities as an umbrella term for a group of straight/heterosexual peoples.

You know those straighties. They love to get divorced.

by sanfranmale February 14, 2012

National stright guys show eachother dick day

Everyday

Two straight friends show eachother there dicks

Friend 1 *pulls out dick*
Friend 2 "what the fuck dude."
Friend 1 "it's national stright guys show eachother dick day"
Friend 2 " oh ok" *pulls out dick*

by I am the real Bob the builder May 1, 2021

deep straighten

To straighten hair fully, or straighten your hair until your hair falls out or over burns.

claire: “what should i do with my hair for the dance?”
bridget: “you should deep straighten it.”

by cowgirlhawyee January 31, 2020