A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.
by Juliaeosepau August 16, 2022
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The best person you will meet, will never judge and is very attentive.
She or he will be your life partner in many ways and will leave an impression on you so dont lose this person or they'll get snatched up by someone else and you'll probably get depressed.
Also hella freaky 😈
The best person you will meet, will never judge and is very attentive.
She or he will be your life partner in many ways and will leave an impression on you so dont lose this person or they'll get snatched up by someone else and you'll probably get depressed.
Also hella freaky 😈
Oh my God I miss SAM.
Life is miserable without SAM to talk to
WOOOOOOOOW!! NEVER EXPERIENCED THAT KINDA FREAK IN BED 😝
Life is miserable without SAM to talk to
WOOOOOOOOW!! NEVER EXPERIENCED THAT KINDA FREAK IN BED 😝
by Sophielala November 22, 2021
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Get the sam mug.Also known as Mommy Mcheeks. Sam Mcteague is a thick puffy skinned boy who is know for sending paragraphs to women and having incest with his smoking hot sister Bertha.
"You know that Sam McTeague Kid?"
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."
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Prob a person who think he's funny but really isn,t and he claims he gets a lot of girls when all he does is scare them away. Prob will be a pedo when he;s older.
by BrehWhymea April 30, 2023
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