Sprouting potatoe

Trash/worthless, slow

Bro, stop being a sprouting potatoe and get on cod.

by Real s**t November 13, 2020

Potato

My friend Jane

Jane your acting retarded aka you a potato

by Goldy_g July 25, 2019

Eaten Potato Waffle

An unfinished game of Tetris. It has a crispy exterior and a fluffy interior, depending on what temperature you eat it at.

"Did you finish that Tetris game?" "No, and it looks like an Eaten Potato Waffle!"

by jiminyourpants April 21, 2018

your potato is fully cooked

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.

Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!

by Dunn96 November 28, 2021

Shirt potatoes

Boobs

Mmmm Caroline has a nice set of shirt potatoes.
can also be called bikini/bra potatoes depending on attire.

by NellyNancy April 17, 2015

Potato

Potato is defined as a derogatory slang word meant to insult someone for being a said Potato, popularized by Sheeshpotato99.

"You had sex with my girlfriend?? L potato"

by Tucker Patrick White April 2, 2025

POTATOES

YUMMY YOU CAN MAKE FRIES AND CHIPS AND OTHER STUFF

Omg potatoes can save your own life it taste so good

by LOVE YOUR MOM February 10, 2022