Breakfast Pie 

(Noun) A real man’s breakfast and/or brunch dish, customarily made with eggs, cheese, meat and excluding vegetables. Distinctly and substantially different than any similar French egg-based dish.

Nothing I love more than breakfast pie.

Breakfast Pie by Juan Grisham November 26, 2020

walnut pie 

Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

walnut pie by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

walnut pie 

Like a creampie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

walnut pie by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

hand pie 

When you jerk of in your own hand, then use the cum as lubricant for fisting.

She walked in while i was madturbating, so came in my hand and gave her a hand pie.

hand pie by 33anathird November 30, 2020

Nicholas Pie 

Absolutely sick cunt, he would make the perfect boyfriend. sporty, athletic, good looking and he eye candy dadddyy uhhhhh give me this juicy bigmac babbyyyyy ... huuuuuuhh lost his virginity before his parennts did.

John- Do you know Nicholas Pie?
Joe - Yeh he's a sick cunt

Nicholas Pie by nick_69420 December 8, 2020

Hair Pie

Hairy pussy or just some chick that you call hair pie

He said I he wants me to shave my hair pie

Hair Pie by Cheddaaa December 17, 2020

Eskimo Pie

When a woman says she is cold and a man shits on her chest to keep her warm

Her: Baby, im cold
Him: Do you want an eskimo pie?
Her: oh yes please that will warm me up

Eskimo Pie by bigspence January 2, 2021