fish roll up

a cigar filled with weed that you use as a dido on your gf before you smoke it

there's so much pussy juice on this thing

yeah man its gonna be a good fish roll up today

by Hawaii_5oh9 March 15, 2017

California cock roll

When you eat sushi and a California roll falls on ur cock and you fuck someone’s grandma

I fucked Jason’s grandma call it a California cock roll

by Lean nuts April 27, 2022

tootsie roll fruit cup

The second best insult to be used on a city boy or hockey player. Indicates they are both soft (like a tootsie roll) and gay (like a fruit cup). Thus calling them soft and gay in one phrase. As seen in Letterkenny problems on Youtube, a series of comedy skits about small town life problems.
The first best insult is ten ply.

Guy 1- Ladies love the flow, bro.
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.

Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"

by andrewn September 17, 2013

Rolling ball of butcher knives

A treacherous, nasty, dangerous person or thing you should steer clear of.

I avoid visits with my wife's family as my evil mother-in-law is a rolling ball of butcher knives.

by Sauceman December 27, 2004

then I rolled a five and a two...

An expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.

If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.

RIMMER: Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.

LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.

RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?

LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.

RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...

LISTER: What really interesting bit?

RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...

by Lexical September 30, 2007

Papaya Was A Rolling Stone Burger

A specialized burger that comes with papaya

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Papaya Was A Rolling Stone Burger, it comes with papaya!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

jungle roll the beef curtians

to have sex with a female who is so loose you can roll up her snatch

"bro i had to jungle roll the beef curtians last night"

"NO WAY"

"way"

by the dina March 06, 2009