no u

The most divine comeback to anything, this pair of words allows any user to annihilate their opponent. Anyone who crosses these words will die a horrible death, while the user will laugh at your stupidity

Guy 1: "You wanna know who I saw?"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Joe"
Guy 2: "Who's Joe?"
Guy 1: "JOE MOM GAY"
Guy 2: "no u"
Guy 1: "NANI? what is this feeling, my brain, its shrinking"
*Proceeds to die due to stupidity"

by wood fired pizza October 19, 2019

No u

A comeback when someone says "ur mom gay" or "ur dad lesbian"

Friend:your mom gay
Me:no u

by Memelord420dabdab March 8, 2018

n u t

it cum

i finna n u t

by alientittyilk June 13, 2018

b r u h

bruh

Are u for real b r u h?!?

by b r u h? November 2, 2020

u smell like bitch poop

Means u smell like poop and ur bitch

I hate u rotten thing,U SMELL LIKE BITCH POOP.

#POOOOOOP

by WOW I LIKE IT February 1, 2021

No u

'No u' is a simple comeback given by simple people. People will use this term when they can't think of a decent comeback fast enough and will usually think that they have won an argument by finishing up with a classic 'no u'. They haven't won the argument. They just made themselves look like a a thick nonce.

Kevin: Wow, dude, you look like crap today!

Lewis: No u

by thelittlestofblondes July 30, 2019

No u

The greatest insult to one to prove an insult you received was actually someone else

“person 1 : “ur mom gae” person 2:” no u” person 1: *dies*

by Hëÿ vcsuace michale here June 21, 2019