beat my meat 

beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx

beat my meat by anymnos 123 December 16, 2007

Blue Meat

Primarily referring to human females. When breast tissue displays an above average level of blue (deoxygenated) veins, it can be referred to as "Blue Meat". The area around the breasts generally retains its normal skin tone.

"I was with a very hot MILF last night; there was a lot of Blue Meat".

Blue Meat by PopeMichael March 1, 2010

Madison Meat Train 

The act of filling a girl's anus with a pile of Wisconsin cow dung and then proceeding to ass bang the shit out of her while pouring melted Wisconsin cheese on the small of her back.

Seth: Hey, Kate, wanna do a Madison Meat Train on the fratio with me tonight?

Kate: Um no

Truman: Seth, that's fucking huff. (See "Huff")

Seth: *whimpers*

Madison Meat Train by David O'Callahan April 24, 2013

Small meat 

Meat that is small

“Gee man, thats some small meat!”

Small meat by Welcome home my dude December 6, 2018

Will’s Meat 

This 1cm. long monster scares every woman that comes across it’s path.

Melody ran from Will’s Meat due to its massive size.

Will’s Meat by Squints loves daddy May 7, 2018

Mongolian Meat Mask 

The act of stretching your scrotum over a persons face; resembling a mask. The hairier the sack the better for custom facial hair.

I gave sally a mean mongolian meat mask last night...

Mongolian Meat Mask by lemmesmellyodick December 9, 2009

Flying Meat Reverse Tomahawk 

Whe a girls legs are up over her head, the male standing facing away from the woman, bounces up and down and the penis is inserted with vigorous thrusting movements.

I would like to give you a flying meat reverse tomahawk baby, you'll orgasm for hours.

Flying Meat Reverse Tomahawk by Clucth Haskins November 6, 2007