lazy goatee

When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed

"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."

by maybereagan June 16, 2012

Mustacheless Goatee

A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6

I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.

by YouAreWhoforpoo May 17, 2013

true goatee

A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee

That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.

by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013

pussy goatee

A landing strip on a woman.

The pussy goatee looked womanly.

by Stelleah July 23, 2014

pedo goatie

A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard

"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"

"Its a beard!"

"No its not, its a pedo goatie"

by MrsDLT January 3, 2016

pink goatee

A pretty pink vagina

Dude, she has the nicest pink goatee

by WookieMessiah February 3, 2017

love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.

Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.

by Crowned40 July 15, 2017