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fat hayley 

Fattest whale in the universe, location is normally in the town Dolgellau, usually smells like a walking sewer and looks like Sloths (ugly motherfucker from the Goonies) long lost brother.

If seen please report back to the whale society, i am sure they can put her back in the ocean.
"look how fat Hayley is"
fat hayley by Blobenator August 18, 2017
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An obnormaly large blunt/ joint that can only be rolled by the kings of the roach gang
Let's smoke this fat boofa and get rick Fucking flaired
Fat Boofa by Mean Tony October 6, 2017

fat fucking bloated toad 

A coworkers definition of the lazy stinky and annoying worker
"That fat fucking bloated toad didn't take out the trash OR wear deodorant"

Fat CHAV 

Fat person who is council housed and violent.
wow he's a fat chav

fat mexican spiderman 

that one guy in times square, usually mexican and slighty overweight. he is dressed up as spiderman and is trying to get you to take a photo with him only to charge you money for it after. he can also be in any other superhero costume.
"hey I just saw fat mexican spiderman talking to those girls who have face paint over their tits to avoid indecent exposure."
"ew what a gross fat fuck."
Me
I’m a total fat ass and you know it. And I’m proud.
Fat ass by Jskskskksksks August 19, 2018