Doing an Ethan

when you cancel the jam 5 mins before the jam to go DT

"sorry boys jams canceled I'm doing an Ethan; trying to have a Saturday..."

by poopoopopo January 1, 2023

Dustin joe ethan’s-wite

Dustin joe ethan’s-wite someone you can only pray could be real. She spends her time indulging in books or finding the next anime to watch. She’s deeper than she seems and finds peace at sea. She’s on the verge of eye sight yet you will never find her with glasses on for she mostly lost them. She randomly weirdly craves weird foods like hot sauce and if she was rich she would she would make sure to have seafood boil each day. She has the most beautiful eyes you’ve ever seen like a book filled with emotion waiting to be read. Her smile is probably the most beautiful you’ve seen for she smiles so big you can see her pinkish gums and pretty indents filled with comfort like art in a person something you never miss. She finds comfort in space and greek mythology and theirs a 100% you have found someone as in love with her dog as her. her future is bright and hopefully i’m in in. Overall dustin joe ethan’s-wite is out of this world.

I could only dream of someone like dustin joe ethan’s-wite

by randomuserwholoveszest November 20, 2023

The most ethical and moral

If you qualify what you're doing with this statement... It makes it perfectly fine.

Child molester "I conduct child molestation in the most ethical and moral way possible! I do what I like to call a 'Knock' where I tap my weiner on their butthole BEFORE I molest them to let them know their about to be molested."

Serial Killer "You see, I murder women in the most ethical and moral way possible. More so than any other serial killer."

Slave owner "I'm the most ethical and moral slave owner this side of the Mississippi. Yeah I'm doing what I'm doing. But I'm doing it in the most ethical and moral way possible."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

Pulled an Ethan

When someone sleeps through their alarm but claims “it never went off”.

Bro I can’t believe Sam pulled an Ethan on us this morning.

by Dawgz1234 December 6, 2024

Add "'_-_'" For Work Ethic Add

Add "'_-_'" For Work Ethic Add

Add "'_-_'" For Work Ethic Add

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 16, 2025

Consistent Life Ethic

Refers to the belief that human life begins at conception, and should not end unless from natural causes. The womb to tomb approach, sometimes called the seamless garment.

I'm pro consistent life ethic, so I oppose abortion, euthanasia, unjust war and the death penalty.

by catpeesweeties December 15, 2025