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by BigJBoi March 26, 2021
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Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."
by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017
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Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom
by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025
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all of my frieinds mom's wifi right there
man... my wifi died its potato
by jingleballes69 January 1, 2022
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Potato

The extreme sense of procrastination and the ability to roll around on a comfortable surface without effort
Sir nadim is a potato, a yummy one.
by Lord DimSum June 21, 2018
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Potato Corner Follower

A Follower of Potato Corner Religion.(Yes Potato Corner religion is a word in the Urban dictionary by me)
by njdskjfndsjfnds November 15, 2022
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by .potato December 4, 2020
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