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Potato

A vegetable that is usually better buttered or width other things.

A nickname used commonly among people who identify, as a freaking potato (me).
Some chick: Hey grams. How long till the potatoes are fully grown

Me: I identify as a hooman, persona, and a fucking potato. Have you seen my baby pics?!?!
by PotatoPersona4Eva May 2, 2018
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Potato

A potato is the greatest most beautiful person in the world!!

Has great sense of humor and they are comedy gold!!!! They are swag and there nerds! They do what ever they want..sometimes and last but never least

THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN ABOUT 7 - 9 DAYS!!!!!!!
Omg potato”
by Jjjjjjjhjjjdhhdhdj February 10, 2018
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Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.
I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .
by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024
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Potato Drinkers

A derogatory name for Russians due to their proclivity for drinking vodka, which is traditionally distilled from potatoes.
“Let’s beat these potato drinkers!!”

-The U.S.A. Olympic Team, probably
by FlipMeOver July 27, 2021
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The John's Potato

Similar to the bee's knees or the cats miaow.
Something awesome, cool or enjoyable.
Person 1: Have you been to that new restaurant??

Person 2: Yeah! It's the John's Potato!
by awesomemannn September 23, 2021
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potato

The best thing.
The places it's grown are the best, namely Idaho and Ireland. They are so great that many museums have been built just for them. They are so great that when they went bad a million people died.
I am potato
Person 1:"What do you want to do?"
Person 2:"Potato."
Person 1:"What?"
Person 2:"POTATO!! Potato, potato potato, pototo."
by Ranger Russet December 31, 2023
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Potato Salad Male

An idividual above a yogurt male in the hierarchy of men. Just like yogurt males, potato salad males enjoy the simpler things in life, however the difference is that potato salad is more superior than yogurt making potato salad men above all men. They are well respected individuals with amazing humour.
Wow, that guy is so chill... he must be a potato salad male, so handsome.
by Potato salad enjoyer May 26, 2022
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