The Donald Duck

The Donald Duck is a sleak, hot new trend. In order to pull off such a stunt, you need to be taking a shower with the water real hot and steamy. While the shower head is running, bend over, spread your butt cheeks and place your booty hole in the direct line of the shower head water. Then you want to fot all nice and creamy like. The poot noise will sound very similar to Donald Duck's speaking voice.

Adam always calls his friends over to get in the shower with him, mainly to show that he can do The Donald Duck, but sometimes it's to exchange other pleasantries. 🍆

by Pierre Boudreaux July 12, 2021

Poron's Duck

From poron: in social media, a Post-and-Run Moron who insincerely makes a moronic social media post, often claiming expertise they do not have, for attention with no intention to respond; + Duck here being a contraction indicating Dunning Kruger syndrome (a type of cognitive bias in which the person believes that they are experts in a topic in which they in fact know almost nothing. Essentially, a social media poster without the insight or knowledge needed to recognize their own incompetence, posting ludicrous claims to seek attention and responses.

You have posted a moronic proposition in a subject of which you know nothing, just to seek attention. You are just a Poron's Duck.

by Son of Boiledvark January 23, 2021

Greasy duck what the fuck

What you say to greet the homies

Person 1: *Walks in door*
Person 2: Greasy duck what the fuck?

by ComputingCat January 19, 2024

honey glazed duck

When you see females taking a selfie with duck faces and spray jizz on them from behind effectively glazing them

Tara: what's a honey glazed duck?
Jake: you are Tara... You are.

by Not Joe April 8, 2016

Duck child

When you mate with a duck it comes a duck child

DatDuck child is so deformed

by Loliolysser February 8, 2020

Duck Slapped

The act of being rejected, put down, scolded or failing at something.

You just got Duck Slapped.

by Citycat March 28, 2021

Aidan Keeper of Ducks

Aidan Keeper of Ducks a fucking legend the soundest guy you know be careful he's the bearer of the greatest name in the universe and owns ducks built for war. He is a god among men apart of the AXDXN super army.

Oh no its Aidan Keeper of Ducks in our presence we have to show obedience before he unleashes his ducks.

by Someguythatissad May 27, 2020