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lower back meat

When you have no ass and your back seems to meet your legs with a slight chunk of meat in the middle
I have no ass but I do have lower back meat or LBM
by mb92211 March 5, 2014
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bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!
by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010
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yeet your meat

when you yeet your dick so hard that you orgasm instantly
Mark: yo david did u yeet your meat after school
David: yea man i did it to minecraft porn
by icenuts October 2, 2018
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fat meat is greasy

This phrase is most commonly used when somebody has to find out the difference the hard way about something. Like saying, "You don't believe fat meat is greasy" as in "You gonna just have to find out the hard way."
You don't believe fat meat is greasy, do you?
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 21, 2005
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bleached meat

a cock after being smoked by someone who recently used crest night effects. not recommended for niggers.
damn i got bleached meat ever since that snaggletoothed bitch started using night effects.
by dick feel September 27, 2003
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meat popsicle

1. noun: An edible, frozen confection flavored or concreted with bits of animal flesh.
2. noun: A penis or phallic appearing object.
3. interjection: From certain Anime/Manga circles, a nonsensical greeting or term of endearment.
1. "I could sure go for a meat popsicle on a hot day like this!"
2. "I could sure go for a hot meat popsicle on a day like this!"
3. "Hey, Meatpopsicle! I just got a new ep of Ranma!"
by Brighid N May 10, 2003
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Monotone meat bag

A narcissist or sociopath when their mask is cracked or they are at home, out of the public eye and not show boating their false persona. It is at these times when they are not in public view that they let down their guard, are devoid of ANY emotion and their voice becomes monotone. They are referred to as meatbags to highlight their lack of human traits. Without a conscience (super ego) and unable to experience empathy, they are incomplete people who are monotone meat bags devoid of anything human.
At the party Fred was charming, engaging and delightful to the guests.
After the party, Fred returned to his home with his family and reassumed his position of monotone meat bag. He locked himself in his bedroom with his devices after leaving the young toddlers and their bags at the door with the mother. He did not bother to grumble goodnight before tucking into a selection of pornography and video games on his ipad. He locked his door and ignored the children's bedtime routine. The charming prince at the party was only an illusion. His monotone meat bag self resurfaced the moment he was out of public view and surrounded by family in his home.
by Narcbuster April 23, 2018
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