housing advertisings

Unlike the advertisings for many other products, housing advertisings are infamous for a) announcing impending price increase the next Monday, b) mentioning distance by travelling time (not akcual distance)

Imagine when Adrian mentions distance by travelling time like housing advertisings like in the sentence, 'I don't move out yet because I live at a multigenerational house located only 10 minutes drive from college.'

by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025

House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

by Death Menace October 22, 2023

Mad House

Motor City Mad house

Has message

My name is ted nugent.

it such a Mad House i can hardly get next to myself, you predophilic brits

by MineOwedWu's July 12, 2021

Kicking Your House

When a Black guy bends over a small white girl and shoves his GIANT cock into her asshole and stretches it so much it remains stretched. He then inserts a bottle and drinks the bottle out of her asshole.

I’m kicking your house.

by Playerplays September 9, 2025

10 person house

the coolest place ever and you really really want to live there

Andrew: Do you want to live in a 10 person house?
Victor: No, i’m gay

by 10 person house enthusiasts October 17, 2022

Pleasantville House

A house that someone refers to as a sex house in the suburbs that prostitutes use the pleasantville blowdryer method all the time.

Joe "Man, last night was crazy.y"
You "Yeah, that Pleasantville House did wonders for me, that Pleasantville blowdryer was amazing"

by dom g goochi September 3, 2025

sexual housing

when lex sexual harasses people

please stop sexual housing me

by mat444 January 21, 2024