Take offence

What you should always try to cause the woke scum to do

Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.

by Old Phardt July 25, 2023

Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 14, 2021

take it to the kneck

Eating , hungrily having food

We gon't take it to the kneck

by safety kev October 17, 2020

take it cool

To chill out, take it easy and be cool. Taking it cool is especially cool on fridays (take it cool fridays).

You’re acting like a fool bro, you need to take it cool.

by stecker312 September 14, 2022

Taking part in an online challenge

If a person is found unconscious, with a ligature around their neck, phone in hand, browsing a site with abundant teen pornography such as TikTok, they can be said to be taking part in an online challenge.

Can be used more generally to describe viewing TikTok pornography even without autoerotic asphyxiation.

"What are you up to tonight?"
"Well my mum is working again so I'm going to give taking part in an online challenge a try"

by BushTuckerMan August 8, 2022

taking samples

When you have sex with a person from each race

Yo I was taking samples last night.
Where'd you take samples from?
China, Japan, and France. Hopefully I'll take some american samples later
Yo sweet bro
Bro i know

by Muhfuckah jones February 9, 2014

Taking a Pitts

When one takes off on a work weekend leaving the rest of the shift to struggle to answer calls and become overworked.

“Hey man I think I’m gonna be taking a Pitts this weekend”
“Man go to hell”

by Go’on August 7, 2019