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Sam

by Vtyuvubyvuby October 31, 2019
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Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game

That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog

And cr
“How’s his basketball
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player
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girl: Sam is a sick boi i wanna kiss him so bad. Other girl: yeah i know
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Looks like Bobby Hill. The smartest dude you'll ever meet. He's adorable with his mannerisms. He's a redneck but not the yee-yee kind. He's mean sometimes but in a funny way. Will do anything for 5 dollars. Loves Metallica. Claims he's black bc of his black cousin.
Stfu Sam, you suck ass at 8 ball. I AM THE GD QUEEN.
by INeedToPeeNow November 14, 2021
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sexy ass motherfucker he is the most hot , funny, and attractive guy ever. Every girl wants his massive peen and it would be and honor to be fucked by him
Look at that hot, muscular, sexy man over there he looks jus like a sam
by SamKessinger February 21, 2020
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An unfortunate soul who is hopeless in his social life. Resembling a demented rooster with rocks for eyes, sam is truly a unique person/animal. Beware.
Oh no look its sam!
by 9692907 April 23, 2022
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Justin Sam

by Justin Sam November 23, 2021
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