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sam
by nishi nishi noo noo August 31, 2021
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A woman named Sam who is blonde, short, and has a phat ass.
Omg did you see Samantha?? She’s a total Sam snow peachy pop star icon skinny legand.
by anonymous December 31, 2021
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sam

Great girl with a weird personality she loves milk and gets emotional attached she. before showing a cute picture get some earplugs she has a high pitch sequel. she is also Lactose but refuses to accept the fact. If you have to file a restraining order so you dont die
wow sam loves milk

sam: drinks all the milk
by BradTobyKhan December 10, 2019
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Sam

A person who thinks he's funny when he's really not and is usually a red neck, he probably thinks he gets a lot of girls when really he just scares them away, also probably a pedophile when he's older
Sam isn't funny
by anonymous April 30, 2023
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Sam

Sam is a super funny guy who is definitely your best friend. Hes always there for you and even though hes almost always making fun of you he is always making you laugh. You and him could talk for hours on end and you never seem to run out of things to say. Hes always concerned for your mental health cuz im mean your crazy. He is a musical genius and he is amazingly smart even if he doesnt see it. Hes gonna be an NBA star someday and he hopefully will stay in your life forever
Sam is my best friend i love him and would do pretty much anything for him
by greendayaddict2748 March 25, 2020
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shoe eater sam

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes
A: Did you see that guy licking goat hooves?
B: yes, what a shoe eater sam.
by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021
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Sam

Chinky bastard that nobody gives a shit about , drink some bleach with that rice
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