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potato is the biggest most humongous person ever. LOVE YOU BIG!!! - A
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Space Potato

These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.
Did you hear about Uncle Tony? He gained super human strength after eating a space potato.
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Potato

Definition: The potato is a root vegetable native to the Americas, a starchy tuber of the plant Solanum tuberosum, and the plant itself is a perennial in the nightshade family, Solanaceae.

Additional Info: Potato plants are herbaceous perennials that grow about 60 cm (24 in) high, depending on variety, with the leaves dying back after flowering, fruiting and tuber formation. They bear white, pink, red, blue, or purple flowers with yellow stamens. In general, the tubers of varieties with white flowers have white skins, while those of varieties with colored flowers tend to have pinkish skins.

After flowering, potato plants produce small green fruits that resemble green cherry tomatoes, each containing about 300 seeds. Like all parts of the plant except the tubers, the fruit contain the toxic alkaloid solanine and are therefore unsuitable for consumption. All new potato varieties are grown from seeds, also called "true potato seed", "TPS" or "botanical seed" to distinguish it from seed tubers. New varieties grown from seed can be propagated vegetatively by planting tubers, pieces of tubers cut to include at least one or two eyes, or cuttings, a practice used in greenhouses for the production of healthy seed tubers.

Taken from the Wikipedia article on Potato
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Potato smashed

When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent
I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.
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holy potato

potato that is holy
that potato is holy, cuz its a holy potato
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Meth potato

A meth potato is a mother who constantly does drugs and is a lowlife and embarrassing to the whole family
Jimmy : man my mother is such a meth potato

Frank: a psycho my nigga she smells like pipe loads of drugs and her teeth are all rotted out that’s nasty cuz what a drug bag

Jimmy: yeah man I can’t believe she’s my mother she’s such a beer addict and shame to society’s well being she smells like drugs what a slut she digs on all the guys just so she can get what ever she wants

Frank: what a fucking meth potato

Jimmy: HEY GUYS MY MOTHERS A METH POTATO!!!
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potato ocean

A word to mess with you friends so they get very confused
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