hold my titties

When a girl about get in fight she ask her homie to “Hold her titties” so they don’t get in the way.

Yo bitch hold my titties, about to fight this bitch

by Josè McDonald August 28, 2017

water my log

A term for having sex or getting a blow job used around Troy, Tennessee near Interstate 69.

Yo girl, will you water my log? I’m horny as hell.

by Uncle Ben That Misses Exits October 12, 2018

my nans car

its a fucking lambo now go fuck yourself

my nans car is a lambo that can turn into a tank now go fucking die

by ur nan is my grandad March 18, 2019

Oh my goosh

Oh my goosh is a different way to say “oh my god” and “ oh my gosh”.

Girl: Oh my goosh, that kid is so cool!
Boy: I know right

by Oh my goosh January 4, 2019

Noodle My Poodle

When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole

Jenny brought back Chinese last night and I though I should Noodle My Poodle. She loved it

by ISureLoveNoodles June 19, 2018

my house is on fire

please help me i'm fucking burning alive

call 911 my house is on fire

by BashJohnson April 10, 2019

Will you be my maybe?

When you want to ask someone out but you wanna still be friends with them you ask Will you be my maybe instead of Will you be my girlfriend/boyfriend. This leaves room for 2 friends to still remain friends if the other one rejects.

Will you be my maybe?

by the_serbian_almighty June 9, 2019