squid mouth

What happens when you are chewing on your pen and the ink gets all over your mouth and chin.

Mary got squid mouth when she got lost in Jared's eyes.

by Caution:JaZz January 15, 2017

mouth breaker

Someone who sucks at their job

My coworker is such a mouth breaker, everything they do is wrong.

by Beatboy June 9, 2023

it's like a circus in my mouth

Having something in your mouth; edible items. Something that makes you salivate, sensation of vibrance, something that makes you be like "holy shit this is amazing". Examples: Skittles, Orange's, starbursts.

"holy shit! These are so amazing, it's like a circus in my mouth"!

by Lissa Anne March 5, 2021

Mouth Bling

Someone that has lots of gold dental work or tongue piercings.

" Lookit all the mouth bling. Better put on your flash glasses when he yawns".

by TBA December 1, 2006

Crockpot mouth

A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.

Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me”

Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”

by Ithink2much March 12, 2019

fly mouth

a way to describe someone who is sassy; akin to "mouthing off"

she's got a fly mouth!!

by tismejanie February 25, 2024

parachute mouth

When someone who appears to have a small mouth is capable of taking enormous bites.

“I gave Elizabeth a bite of my burrito, and now half of it is gone! She’s got a parachute mouth”

by Yeetbert January 30, 2019