Noodle My Poodle

When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole

Jenny brought back Chinese last night and I though I should Noodle My Poodle. She loved it

by ISureLoveNoodles June 19, 2018

Shit my tub

When someone really screws you over...IE takes a dump in your bathtub

Did you see that Tigers game last night, I had money on them....they were ahead by 3 runs going into the 9th inning, but then the yankees shit my tub and won

by drew4927 October 11, 2009

Oh my goosh

Oh my goosh is a different way to say “oh my god” and “ oh my gosh”.

Girl: Oh my goosh, that kid is so cool!
Boy: I know right

by Oh my goosh January 4, 2019

Gurgle my Nurgle

meaning to gurgle (Gargle) ones nargles (testicles). Often used as an insult to intone immaturity in the user as well as the insultee.

John: yo bitch grab me that soda pop
Joe: Fuck you bitch, gurgle my nurgles.

Rodney: Yo, this chic was a total 10 last night!
Lewis: Oh ya?
Rodney: Yeah! but she didn't gurgle my nurgles! :(

by GurgleMYnurglesBIATCH December 14, 2012

Shitting on my game

(v) When a friend or another male interferes with your interaction with an girl. Usually by bringing the attention to himself by boasting or other means. Frequently occurs when the other male is jealous of your progress; an extremely douchey form of cockblock

John: So I finished that book you were telling me about

Linda: Yeah, isn't it great?

*Jack Enters*

Jack: Oh that book! You know that I actually worked with the author on a short story!

*Linda diverts attention to Jack*

Linda: Oh? What is he like?

John: Stop shitting on my game, Jack

by Kugelblitz November 16, 2012

burgers on my mind

Kel
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Kek ipmorx

Kel has burgers on his mind
Burgeborgamiovddhuv

GOT KETCHUP MIXED WITH LETTUCE CHEESE

I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING I GOT BURGERS ON MY MIND

by Shirosei October 19, 2022

served-my-country

An expression when a non-military individual expresses their appreciation for one who is currently serving in a uniformed military capacity, often in conflict zones around the world. This expression can take on verbal and often physical intimacy.

Upon his arrival at the international airport, they eagerly went to her parked SUV where she "served-my-country" with absolutely no inhibitions.

by BravSKot1297 October 14, 2022