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jake’s girlfriend

jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.
look there’s jake’s girlfriend she’s so pretty
by lovergirllx March 8, 2024
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Jake-o

Typically used in a micronation named the Federal Republic of Alftotska, this term is uttered when one does something stupid, but expects others to treat it in a funny way.
"Why did you zip-bomb your office's computer system?"

"Jake-o"
by anonymous March 11, 2024
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JAKE

JAKE Means Take
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Jake Furry

A furry who has no friends and cannot aim straight. The only thing they are aiming for is to shank up ZR and ER
He is such a Jake Furry
by Qoo123 March 16, 2024
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A Jake Lockley

The act of getting your penis out often after seeing a pint of water.
The man walked into the bar and immediately did A Jake Lockley.
by Jake Lockley admirer March 23, 2024
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Jake

Jake is a kind person sometimes but also can be a prick but you can’t help but forgive him in his mistakes that he makes you feel loved but when he messes up with you will feel like your life is missing something
Jake is a prick
by Vrbehwbbrbb June 6, 2022
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Jake

Jake at first seems like a quiet fellow, but when you get to really know him he is funny and crazy. Jake usually likes to do dumb things and get in trouble at school with his best friends. But with all good intentions. Jake may not seem to be the smart type, but he is!

Jake is also very athletic. He may do football, wrestling, and baseball, or maybe basketball and track. Or really just whatever your school has to offer. He is also very caring and polite to other around him. Although he does like to pick on a certain kid with his friends. Overall he is just a really nice person.

If you ever get the chance to meet a Jake, go for it! He will never let you down and can always be there for you in difficult situations.

If you are dating a Jake, be prepared that he might not show PDA at first but along the road he will. When it comes to relationships he doesn't normally know what to do. Sure he is good looking and can pull any girl, but his first thought isn't really about girls. Either because he doesn't want one yet or he is most likely to be Christian.

So please do not ever let go of a Jake.
Girl1: "Woah, who is that? He's cute!"
Girl2: "Ikr, but that's MY boyfriend Jake."
by Sunnybitch69 June 7, 2022
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