Modern friend

Just gals being pals. Two girls who are clearly dating but people just think they're really close friends.

Girl 1: Yeah she messaged me 'strange question but it looks like you might kiss'... She thought maybe we were just really good modern friends.

by GayDamien69 March 27, 2017

Shitty Friends

Friends that are all types of shit, in all shitty ways.

Got nothing for my birthday, I got Shitty Friends.

by Koko Kool May 17, 2017

Fake Friend

Someone who talks to you when they need something
Someone who talks about you behind your back when they say their your friend
Someone who wants to fight you but lets you walk around untouched.

Alexis was being a fake friend when she asked me to buy her mascara but she was just talking about me yesterday

by SidneyB. March 4, 2018

Friend Zone

A concept created by morons who do not understand the concept of "she's not into you"

You didnt get Friend zoned, you got turned down. Move on.

by JayBob92 September 25, 2016

Ex-Friend

Quicker and more slang way of referring to a former friend

My ex-friend once spent all this money on me, but it's funny because I will never pay him back

by placebo! December 12, 2020

Sugar Friend

A simp or friend that is so desperate to be with u that will pay u a lot of money, drive u & take u shopping & usually there’s no sexual relationship & is completely asexual.

There she goes with her sugar friends taking her shopping again.

by Vianni La Performer July 16, 2021

Seasonal Friend

A friend who seems to always want to do something during one season (summer, for example), then seems to drop off the face of the earth once the other season rolls around for one reason or another (perhaps school).

One way to mitigate this type of friend is to share in common interests during more than just the months where they seem to have the most time.

"Man, Tanner hasn't wanted to do anything in ages."
"yeah, I know that feel."
"Darn Seasonal Friends."

by MM3K September 29, 2012