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Olympic Fire
Requirements: You must have a fire crotch, a penis, and two legs.
If you meet these requirements, then light the Olympic Fire, and let the games begin!
The fire-crotched male places both legs on the woman's shoulders. He then sets his penis on top of the woman's head. The fire crotch symbolizes the Olympic torch, and the resulting position resembles the stage on which the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners stand.
If you meet these requirements, then light the Olympic Fire, and let the games begin!
The fire-crotched male places both legs on the woman's shoulders. He then sets his penis on top of the woman's head. The fire crotch symbolizes the Olympic torch, and the resulting position resembles the stage on which the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners stand.
Regina: "I didn't know the 2008 Summer Olympics were already underway!"
Roberta: "Why yes, haven't you heard? Mike "The Fire Crotch" won all three places and has regained the Olympic Fire!"
Regina: "Hmmm. Well I better catch the next Winter Olympics so I can watch the Women's Arctic Log Competition!"
Olympic Fire by Jeremiah Z. April 11, 2007
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hell-fire
Noun
1. A quality of sexual attraction to someone despite their behavior being categorized as catty, arrogant, rude, mischievous, or in some other way malicious.
2. An object of usually sexual desire that is too emotionally compromising to interact with.
1. A quality of sexual attraction to someone despite their behavior being categorized as catty, arrogant, rude, mischievous, or in some other way malicious.
2. An object of usually sexual desire that is too emotionally compromising to interact with.
hell-fire by Dr. Velociraptor August 15, 2010
heart on fire
heart on fire by Yourmomsusedtoiletpaper November 4, 2021
Shit fire and save the baby
Just a little more awesome for you to say than shit fire and save matches. It goes along with those sayings like 'Woopie Shit!' and other collective words. This phrase only comes into play in conversations where you are comparing other sayings you have heard in life.
"Hey my mom always says 'Well woopie shit!'" -Kate
"LOLOLOL ROFL" - Kala and Caleb simultaneously.
"Theres one saying I know - Shit fire and save the baby.. at least I think thats how it goes.." -Kala
"What the fuck are you smoking Kala, give us some o dat." -Kate and Caleb.
"LOLOLOL ROFL" - Kala and Caleb simultaneously.
"Theres one saying I know - Shit fire and save the baby.. at least I think thats how it goes.." -Kala
"What the fuck are you smoking Kala, give us some o dat." -Kate and Caleb.
Shit fire and save the baby by Regina Clogginnigger October 16, 2008
pussy fire
1. A song that is so fire that it moistens the nether regions of all women in the vicinity.
2. The pubic hair of a natural redheaded woman
2. The pubic hair of a natural redheaded woman
1. That new John Legend song is some straight pussy fire
2. I know that Dayna is a natural redhead because I ate her pussy fire last night
2. I know that Dayna is a natural redhead because I ate her pussy fire last night
pussy fire by Mr Cnowledge October 25, 2015